Top 10 Oddly Specific People Online (July 9, 2020)

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    Text - For 44 - year - old DJ with butt that won't quit lappy Birthday You Rained My Life thebootydiaries: stexquisite: so many questions Source: boopsbucket
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  • 02
    Text - Normalize faking your own death and starting a new life as a mysterious but respected bartender in a quiet coastal New England town
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  • 03
    Text - r/AskReddit u/LillimarR 5h What are you supposed to do when having happy birthday sung to you? 1 22 39 1 Share Award BEST COMMENTS - Fsticks69 • 5h DrMux • 4h Make direct eye contact with the person who's obviously just moving their lips and not singing. Slowly stand up and creep toward them until they can feel your breath on their face, and at the last line of the song, with the full power of your lungs, belt out "HAAAAPPY BIIIRTHDAY TOO000 YOUUUUU" then, without blowing out the candles,
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  • 04
    Text - meh @bonehugsnirony people will criticize your dreams. "you can't marry the moon." "being sad is not a real job." "stop summoning the devil." ignore them. be real. be yourself. start a cult.
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    Text - 爸木味 Thereeeeeeeeееееееeееееееxm I hate when coworkers or friends ask me how l'm managing so well during quarantine and lockdown, because I can't answer "I have a nice drink while watching vtubers do Mario 64 speedruns", for l'd have to explain what a vtuber is, what Mario 64 is and what a speedrun is to people whose most significant experiences with technology are with Microsoft Excel and whose most daring forays into media involve the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
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  • 06
    Text - me realizing that being "gifted" during my childhood and putting in absolutely no work but still excelling in my little 4th grade classes is the reason i have little to no work ethic now and i get discouraged from things if i'm not good at them immediately WELL SHIT
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  • 07
    Text - RC Crobot @roboticcrab ME *traps wasp under a cup* MAGICIAN GHOST WHO HAUNTS ME: *appears & sets down 2 more cups* ME: no MAGICIAN GHOST: *starts to shuffle them* 7:08 PM · 9/20/18 · Twitter for iPhone 2,916 Retweets 9,253 Likes
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  • 08
    Text - r/AskReddit u/Appu_5- • 10h What are the shitty aspects of being a Hogwarts student that the books gloss over ? 1 33.0k 7.4k 1 Share Award BEST COMMENTS Mushrooom69• 7h That you could have 3 7th year bullies just jump you and turn you into a hairless rat with malaria puking out slugs every 20 seconds.
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  • 09
    Text - Tweet Laureen Bazzi @laureenbazzi idk how to explain this but thursday, october, and 8:00pm are all the same 2:38 PM · Jul 1, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 58K Retweets 391.8K Likes
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  • 10
    Text - queer @queer52350206 Y'all ever feel like a soggy roll of toilet paper, being slowly unrolled by a 5 year old into a puddle, while it's parents scream in the background for it to stop, but don't *do* anything to stop the child, content to merely scream while they watch you unravel and fall apart
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